Description
🧼 Dr. Paul Bearer’s Dead Body Wash 🧼
Because even the dearly departed deserve to smell delightful.
Fresh from the slab and straight into the shower, this Dead Body Wash scrubs away rigor mortis vibes and replaces them with drop-dead freshness. Perfect for morticians, horror hosts, or anyone who’s been told they “look like they’ve seen better centuries.”
✔️ Cuts through grime, funk, and suspicious graveyard odors
✔️ Leaves skin feeling so clean it’s scary
✔️ Approved by at least one doctor*
✔️ Pairs well with toe tags and awkward silence
Use daily, nightly, or post-resurrection. Warning: May cause people to say, “Wow… you smell great for a corpse.” 💀🛁
• 10.14 fl. oz. (300 ml)
• 98% natural origin of total
• Gentle, moisturizing formula
• Sweet, floral scent
• Fragrance from natural essential oils
• COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT
• Vegan
• Comes with a pump dispenser
• Made in Latvia
How to use: Apply to damp skin, lather, and rinse off thoroughly (external use only). Avoid contact with eyes. We recommend testing the product on a small area before using it for the first time. Should you develop any symptoms or allergic reactions, discontinue its use immediately and consult your healthcare professional.
Ingredients: Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Linalool**, Limonene**, Benzyl Salicylate**
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**From natural essential oils
98% Natural origin of total
COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT Greenlife according to COSMOS Standard available at http://COSMOS.ecocert.com
The full product ingredient list is also displayed on the sticker.
