Bold, dark, and powerful enough to wake the dead. Cemetery Grounds Roasted Coffee delivers a rich, no-nonsense jolt that drags you out of the grave and straight into your day. 12 oz. Ground (of corpse).
Cemetery Grounds Roasted Coffee by Dr. Paul Bearer
$17.94
Description
Rise and grind… from beyond the grave. ☕⚰️
Introducing Cemetery Grounds Roasted Coffee by Dr. Paul Bearer—the only brew strong enough to wake the dead, resurrect your personality, and get you through mornings that should’ve stayed buried.
Crafted from carefully selected beans (no actual dirt, we promise), these Cemetery Grounds are roasted to perfection for a bold, rich flavor that hits harder than a coffin nail at 6 a.m. One sip and you’ll go from zombie mode to alarmingly alive in no time.
Perfect for:
Early mornings 🌅
Late nights 🌙
Anyone who needs a little supernatural assistance before speaking to other humans
Smooth, dark, and just a little unsettling—this coffee pairs beautifully with breakfast, deadlines, and staring into the void.
Cemetery Grounds Roasted Coffee
So good, you’ll swear it brought you back to life…
Dr. Paul Bearer just calls that a successful resurrection. 🖤☕
