This birthday card features the delightfully ghoulish mortician Dr. Paul Bearer, grinning like he just found a two-for-one coupon at the cemetery.
Dr. Paul Bearer Birthday Card
$8.50
Description
This birthday card features the delightfully ghoulish mortician Dr. Paul Bearer, grinning like he just found a two-for-one coupon at the cemetery.
Inside, the message reads: “You’re another year closer to meeting Dr. Paul Bearer.” —because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a gentle reminder of your inevitable appointment with the afterlife’s most charming undertaker.
Perfect for friends with a dark sense of humor, aging goths, or anyone who laughs in the face of mortality… preferably before it laughs back.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Additional information
| Weight | 0.01 lbs |
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