Description

Dr. Paul Bearer’s gym bag is the final resting place for sweaty socks, haunted protein bars, and the occasional cursed kettlebell. Jet-black with bold white letters that scream “Body Bag,” it’s less “fitness enthusiast” and more “fitness exorcist.” When you walk into the gym, even the dumbbells shiver. You don’t unzip this bag—you perform a ritual and hope it doesn’t bite back. Perfect for deadlifts… and the occasional resurrection. Made from 100% polyester and sturdy, water-resistant fabric, this bag is fun meets function. And it’s got pockets!

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Capacity: 7.93 gallons (30 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• T-piping for stability
• Dual padded handles
• Inside pocket for valuables