“Party Like a Mortician & Grab a Cold One”. This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings.
Dr. Paul’s Stainless Steel Water Bottle
$39.00
Description
Stay hydrated from dusk till coffin with Dr. Paul Bearer’s Stainless Steel Water Bottle—featuring his delightfully dreadful mug and the rallying cry: “Party like a mortician & grab a cold one.” Whether you’re sipping iced tea or embalming-grade cold brew, this bottle keeps your drink chilling like a corpse in a walk-in. Durable, spooky, and eerily stylish, it’s perfect for graveyard shifts, midnight monster mashes, or just surviving your daily haunt. Warning: may cause spontaneous cackling and an irresistible urge to pun at funerals. Leak-proof cap.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall stainless steel
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.31 lbs |
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